I’ve had a profile up for a few months now. At first I was hesitant to try online dating,
thinking that setting up a profile was admitting that there wasn’t any other
way for me to meet someone. After all,
I’m still young and I’d like to think that I’m not terrible to look at. I tend to make people laugh, although it’s
not by using jokes so much as they tend to be amused by how completely
oblivious I am.
My other big concern was what kinds of people I would run
into online. I wasn’t sure what I would
see, but I worried that all the guys online would be the stereotypical
30-something living in his mom’s basement who never showers, with no job and no
prospects, but could claim success in life because he is the DM for a Dungeons
and Dragons game every Sunday. Although,
to be fair, I totally did date a guy who prided himself on his extensive
knowledge of D&D and he ran a number of games throughout our two-plus year
relationship. It wouldn’t be all that
bad, but I didn’t want to end up with a bunch of creepy guys with no social
skills messaging me.
Now that I’ve had time to get used to the online dating
thing, I’ve discovered that there are far more guys that irritate me for one
reason or another than those that I am attracted to. I’m really not sure if I’m just being too
picky or what. I mean, people tell me
that I should stay true to myself and have some
standards, but then I tell people what some of the basics are that I’m looking
for and they balk and say I’m asking for too much.
Is it really all that bad to want to see guys put up
pictures of themselves smiling? Or what
if I want to ask that they use correct grammar and punctuation? How about proper use of capitalization? Once people hear that I’ve totally ignored
people just because they write poorly, they give me The Look. You know what I’m talking about: the
expression that says, “You are crazy, but I really don’t know how to tell you
without you going berserk.”
I’m so conflicted. If
they can’t take the time to write a decent profile for themselves that is
aimed, theoretically, at their future significant other, what does that mean
for the effort that they will put into a relationship? If they don’t even bother to write correctly,
what makes me think that they are going to bother putting in any significant
time in a relationship?
I often see the profile pictures of the guys messaging me
and think, “Is this it? Is this the best I can do?” On one hand, I like to think that means that
I have some modicum of self-esteem, but I also wonder if I am being too
judgmental. I feel like I’m being reasonable, but I just don’t know. After all, how can you be objective about
your own opinion?
I recognize that I can be incredibly vain sometimes. However, I also like to think that I can do
better than a guy with nothing beyond a high school education and a minimum
wage job. I understand that for some
people that can be incredibly fulfilling because it might be exactly what they
want to do with their lives. However,
even though they can support themselves now with jobs like that, if they are
thinking of the future and what they want, minimum wage really isn’t going to
let them do much in the long run. One of
my long-term dreams is to have a house and a dog. If my significant other is only working a
minimum wage job, that won’t really let them contribute much towards that goal.
A lot of the guys who message me seem genuinely nice and
like they could be fun to hang out with, but I’m just not attracted to them for
one reason or another. Then I end up
second-guessing myself because those are the only guys messaging me. Maybe my opinion of what I should be looking
for is too high. To use an example from
college, I think that I’m about a 6 on a 1-10 scale with 1 being “PLEASE wear a
bag over your head” and 10 being “HOLYCRAPYOUAREAGODDESS!” When I told my friends that I thought that I
was around a 6, they said that they agreed.
We later decided that people generally end up with someone
around their own number, give or take 1-2.
That means that I could end up with someone who is anywhere from a
4-8. I think that I’d like to end up
with a 7. That’s typically the kind of
guy I end up going for, but I end up getting messaged by guys that I think are
more of a 2-3. They aren’t tragic,
exactly, but they also aren’t exactly the kinds of guys I picture girls
tripping over themselves for.
Is this typical of everyone’s experience? Old Man Sharrett has also run into these
issues, so it isn’t just on the girl’s side of things. Perhaps we should stop trying so hard. Take things less seriously. Regardless, this probably means that I should
take a hiatus from the world of online dating.
Bah! You youngsters and your fancy-pants online dating! Why in my day we went to the county fair and drank until the uggos were pretty enough to dance with! And we were thankful!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I have the solution to your dreams if you do end up with a guy who has a minimum wage job and still want a dog with that house. It's two words: Role Play.
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